Children are Scary

So the recent story here about a horde of evil 9 year olds planning a master scheme to tie up and hurt their elementary school teacher, has led me to question how long I would last in a Children-Of-The-Corn type scenario.

Apparently I could only take 20 of the little buggers. I blame my short stature and stumpy arms.

20

I did, however, answer that I would be willing to pick up and use one small child as a bludgeoning weapon against the advancing mob. I think that raised my score.

I couldn't find any web quizzes (with sufficiently accurate results) where the children are also zombies.